Thursday, September 16, 2010

Chad Vader at Dragoncon!

Dude, you HAVE no Koran! Autotune remix.

That's all

Betty White has a new clothing line. FYI.

This changes everything.

Futurama is now! Spray on clothing is here.

Friday, September 10, 2010

I'll just leave this here.

The madam opened the brothel door in Elko County, Nevada, and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

"May I help you sir?" she asked.

"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.

"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.

"No, I must see Valerie," he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $10,000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row, as she was so very expensive. There were no discounts and the price was still $10,000.

The gentleman did not blink an eye. Again, he pulled out a wad of cash, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night, the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, maybe a record in the history of brothels in Nevada, which date back into the early 1800's. But without hesitation, he paid Valerie the ten grand and off they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"

The man replied, "Billings, Montana."

"Really," she said. "I have family in Billings."

"I know," the man said. "I regret to tell you, but your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $30,000 inheritance."

The moral of the story… Three things in life are certain:

1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer

Tourette's guy singing REM "Losing my religion"

couple of links

US appeals court upholds EULA. End of digital resale market as we know it imminent.
Ten most epic video game controller commands ever.
Why don't they go build one in Islam?

This is funny. Watch it.

Stupid goalkeeper

  I was all like المغرب الفاسي - الجيش الملكي ضربة جزاء غريبة
Then I was like يضحك بصوت ع

Well played Iran

He's right though, we should burn Facebook.

This didn't anger me so much as confuse me.

Always on duty

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Silly birds, guitar is for humans.

Important news everyone!

Conan O'brien announced the title of his new show!

Also: did you read the title in Professor Farnsworth's voice?

New Cee Lo Green Video

Cee Lo Green follows up his viral prevideo with the actual video. The single drops October 4th; The Lady Killer hits December 7th.
If this goes down you can watch it here.

Monday, August 30, 2010

I want one of these

That's a Kisai Cybertronic Watch. [Link]



You have not lived until you have had this done to you.

WTF Japan?

Tripping balls is now a serious medical condition

Click to enlarge.

Afternoon LINKS

Your daily dose of AWESOME

Wait so there's only 4 cops in Hoonah, Alaska?

Amazing blog
Just thought you should check this out.

The future of gaming

Dancing Dog!

If you have a better video of a Golden Retriever dancing the Merengue, I'd like to see it

Your daily dose of Engrish

Fake Milk Drink Trick Toy White. It can eliminate estrangement and improve relationship.

Cool illusions

Most badass mule ever!

If I ever get attacked by a mountain lion I want this mule on my side. Link

Very true sir



Scooter Power!

This is hilarious, you should read it.


The children produced by the Internet generation will be pretty messed up.


Now THIS is Irony